What will be the next great drug epidemic? (poll 997432)

What will be the next great drug epidemic?

Slagvigil, a black market ripoff of Provigil, the "jetlag drug" that's like meth without tooth grinding.

Digital drugs, screen savers with strobing lights that make you feel totally wazzydirkdirk, just like all the kids say.

Kiffee, a super-strong form of caffeine that you smoke.

Ratlin, street-grade ritalin mixed with a little heroin just to smooth out the rough edges.

Astrolabe, a knockoff molecule related to MDMA that tricks your brain into thinking that your body is weightless. Very popular among people who can't afford to eat anything but fast food.

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gary - 16 years ago

oh the next drug? it's called Starcraft.
Mo - 16 years ago

Or maybe just meth. Meth is always popular! Plus the anti-drug people have made jingles about it, which we know how well advertising works on Americans!

What will be the next great drug epidemic?

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