I've imagined the police coming to tell me he/she died in a car accident but I felt guilty and cast the thought aside. If it happens I've made a mental note not to jump for joy until after they go.
I've typed 'which pipe on his/her car do I need to cut to make the breaks fail?' into Google.
My friend knows a guy in the East End who'll do the business for £15K. I think about it sometimes.
I bought him/her a 'sky-diving adventure'. I can dream can't I?
I've already upped his/her life assurance and I'm just plucking up courage...
They say the best way to do it is go on a cruise. Once in international waters you get him/her drunk before strolling on deck... Those liners do over 30 knots and and the fish dispose of the evidence.
He/she went missing a couple of years ago. Tragic. I've never looked back.
The thought has never crossed my mind. Titus, you need help!
