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Are you guilty of Thought Crime?



I've imagined the police coming to tell me he/she died in a car accident but I felt guilty and cast the thought aside. If it happens I've made a mental note not to jump for joy until after they go.

I've typed 'which pipe on his/her car do I need to cut to make the breaks fail?' into Google.

My friend knows a guy in the East End who'll do the business for £15K. I think about it sometimes.

I bought him/her a 'sky-diving adventure'. I can dream can't I?

I've already upped his/her life assurance and I'm just plucking up courage...

They say the best way to do it is go on a cruise. Once in international waters you get him/her drunk before strolling on deck... Those liners do over 30 knots and and the fish dispose of the evidence.

He/she went missing a couple of years ago. Tragic. I've never looked back.

The thought has never crossed my mind. Titus, you need help!

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I am Titus Pepper, the Lazy Philospher, author of the "Philosophy of Infidelity" blog....

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