Johnny Cash will play in the Yerba Buena Center as we sit down
Steve Jobs will use a wireless clicker to play a Keynote presentation
Steve Jobs will say: Check this out, I love this
Steve Jobs will say: Boom!
New iPod nanos with new colors and bigger capacity
Steve Jobs will say: Aren't they just beautiful?
One more thing will be a musician to close the Let's Rock show
Most likely, the aforementioned artist won't rock at all
John Mayer will be in the audience saying: Hey, John Mayer here
Nobody will really know who John Mayer is
Steve Jobs will wear blue jeans and black turtleneck
Steve Jobs will say: Welcome. We have a lot of stuff today, so let's get started
Steve Jobs will talk about iTunes market share
New iPod touch with new colors and bigger capacity
Steve Jobs will say: But there's one more thing
