"I'm a dirty old male presidential candidate who commits adultery in his heart many times during this speech." 38%
"I'm 72, without Viagra & a fork lift, I'm not getting anything up. I'm just having a tough time keeping straight all the things my handlers have told me to say that contradict my actual beliefs." 29%
"You may not agree with my political views, but give me some respect as a person who's spent a lifetime serving his country, and leave me out of inane polls like this." 18%
"Who is this woman? Where am I?" 15%
