Star in the live action "Dilbert" movie as Dilbert's boss
Run as the Dems replacement Senate candidate after Marky Mark is forced to drop out for "family reasons"
Try to use laser hair removal to tame the alien entity that has assumed the identity of his left eyebrow
Go on tour with the alternative rock act "Timmy! and the Lords of the Underworld"
Take that remedial geography class he has been meaning to get around to
