I hereby call out anyone who has so far voted for the Trucker stache as the worse (note the use of worse as opposed to worst here, Chris) career move... look at these freaking oiled up shirtless touchy feely photos compared to the awesomeness that is that magically aligned set of pubic hair on Mr. Phelps' face. You are all crazy, I wish I could ban anyone who voted for the Trucker stache because all the awesome is belong to it. It has made me a Michael Phelps fan, banana hammock and all.
My grammar was best in the poll itself
I hereby call out anyone who has so far voted for the Trucker stache as the worse (note the use of worse as opposed to worst here, Chris) career move... look at these freaking oiled up shirtless touchy feely photos compared to the awesomeness that is that magically aligned set of pubic hair on Mr. Phelps' face. You are all crazy, I wish I could ban anyone who voted for the Trucker stache because all the awesome is belong to it. It has made me a Michael Phelps fan, banana hammock and all.