Buy and shut down the Sunday Times so it won’t blab about the next R30 million 27%
Pay lobola for Robert Mugabe and elope far away from prying cameras and International Criminal Court investigators 35%
Audition with Jacob Zuma for the leading roles in "AmaDirty Rotten Scoundrels 25%
Commission Ronald Suresh Roberts to write a sequel called "The Native Investments of Thabo Mbeki 13%
