Smear himself with Vaseline and squeeze through the window of his cell 37%
Have Thabo Mbeki stuffed and mounted above the fireplace at Nkandla, next to his stuffed copy of the constitution 16%
Dip Helen Zille in honey and throw her to the lesbians 16%
Ask FIFA to give the World Cup back to South Africa. Bribe them if necessary with used corvettes and never-used submarines. 14%
Invade Lesotho as a warning to the Democratic Alliance 17%
