If you could hack into flight reservations and change the flights of a person you REALLY dislike, which airport would you strand them at for 24 hours?

In my opinion, being stranded at MIA is my version of hell. It is constantly under construction, yet the improvements seem aimed at making it the worst airport experience possible. There is no transport for the vast distance between terminals, and by my estimate there are only two bathrooms for the whole airport. On a recent layover, at the dinner hour where every flight leaving from the terminal was >4 hours, there was ONE food outlet open, and all they had was sad iceberg lettuce salads. Fast food is making an entry, but fast service is unknown, lines are often 20 minutes long or MORE, and once you get your food there is no place to sit. There are few people I would wish this airport on. A worst enemy maybe, but I'd have to also be in a really rotten mood. Like, maybe stuck at MIA myself.