'It says here you're feeling a bit jumpy...' (Gary T., Shamong, N.J.) 13% (280 votes)
'You're just a hare overweight.' (Jim K., Forest Hill, Md.) 6% (136 votes)
'What's up, Doc?' (Kathy M., Metamora, Ill.) 4% (81 votes)
'Ironic, yes — but as luck would have it, we have to amputate your foot.' (Fred G., Sterling, Va.) 16% (342 votes)
'Well, I'd say the hare transplant was a success.' (Gina J., Draper, Utah) 11% (239 votes)
'So, tell me, why are you hare?' (Howard G., San Antonio, Texas) 2% (47 votes)
'All tests came back positive. You have an ingrown hare.' (Virginia H., South Bend, Ind.) 4% (90 votes)
'Your cholesterol level, that's what's UP.' (Robert H., Carlsbad, Calif.) 7% (156 votes)
'I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. The tortoise arrived first.' (Darryl G., Miramar, Fla.) 24% (514 votes)
'First the good news: It's duck season.' (Laura P., Bakersfield, Calif.) 10% (218 votes)
