The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make
a contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to
even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has
been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
make you to go back for a second, third, and sometimes
fourth tours.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
complete with shooting gallery.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where
you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of
your favorite Republican Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted
to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum
will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much
about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was
better than his father's.
John McCain library soon to follow!
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