I'm a poll worker...so guess I better!
No, seriously, everyone needs to vote no matter how trivial a particular election might seem...although I think there was some poor planning this year with 3 elections!
Amador and Calaveras counties always have a high voter turnout, i'm thinking 70 to 80 percent.
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young layers (hens), and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He
kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup
pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could
tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but
this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When
he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy
chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the
roosters coming, could run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on
to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him
in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation
among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the
No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the
Pullet Surprise, as well. rofl!!
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but
a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly
coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up
on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying
attention.
Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible...rofl!!
Although I voted yes on this poll, it should have maybe been no as I voted absentee ... but I did vote!!
I voted absentee yesterday.
Patrick Ormsbee Sr.
Your wannabe meteorologist
pmormsbee754@mybluelight.com
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