Hillary Clinton Will Stay in the Race Just in Case: (poll 636451)

Hillary Clinton Will Stay in the Race Just in Case:

Barack Obama is assassinated

Barack Obama chokes on a wafer-thin mint

Barack Obama erupts into flame

Barack Obama gets bored and drops out

Barack Obama is caught sodomizing an infant badger

Barack Obama's Kundalini suddenly unwinds and he explodes, taking Portland with him

Barack Obama is revealed as a time-traveling lizard man from Omega VII

Barack Obama is filled with regret at his sexist attempt to deny Hillary the presidency

Barack Obama is suddenly engulfed in a wave of raspberry marshmallow creme

Barack Obama is finally revealed to be BLACK, whose BLACKY BLACK BLACKNESS will destroy us all

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