Water! Water is good for you in SO many ways so I drink 7,000 percent of my daily requirement by 10am.
Coffee! Of all the beverages poured down my eager throat, life-affirming coffee is the most plentiful! Scorch me with caffeine!
Soda pop! I drink pop on the way to work, at work, on the way home from work, and into the deep reaches of the night, baby.
Beer! Yeah, it’s the big joke around here, but to be honest: I love that beer, don’t-cha-know, uff-da, cheese curds, Farvre.
Booze. Shut up and pour me some Knob Creek, dammit. Then leave.
