Possibly. The internet is a true modern marvel. Like America’s Most Smartest Model. 5% (4 votes)
Absolutely. The internet is an unmitigated success by any pornographic measure. My hit count is now off the charts! 4% (3 votes)
Don’t make me laugh. But with ten billion trillion monkeys all typing at once the internet would suddenly become self-aware. And very, very hungry! 8% (6 votes)
Da whadda duh who’d? 4% (3 votes)
Internet fun – me likey. All world’s problems solved. Sumbody tell granma… 4% (3 votes)
Let me check my astrological chart for my next real positive day. Then I’ll get back to ya. 3% (2 votes)
Isn’t this a question better addressed on Twitter, or, Second Life? 5% (4 votes)
The internet blew up my dot.com 3% (2 votes)
www.whocaresintherealworld.com 4% (3 votes)
A world without an internet is like a world without flying unicorns and pink clovers. 7% (5 votes)
Space aliens invented the internet. That’s why it works so good and stuff. 8% (6 votes)
I don’t really know how to read or write and I’m on the internet. 4% (3 votes)
The internet is the largest collection of self-professed expertise on any subject ever assembled in all 29 dimensions. I can’t live without it. 7% (5 votes)
The internet will one dawn spawn a neuro-eugenic reptilian super-race to save us all and usher in paradise. 4% (3 votes)
It’s a very serious subject. You don’t talk smack about the internet or the dead will haunt your message board. Like forever. 4% (3 votes)
It’s accurate, fast, lethal, and carbon neutral. Every monkey’s dream. 5% (4 votes)
The internet will change the way we view television and video games forever. 7% (5 votes)
I’m gonna share this really cool poll on all of my social network sites. I can’t wait to show it to Britney 705116-3A29. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!! 5% (4 votes)
Gophernet had more hair. 5% (4 votes)
Not understanding the question. Or the answers. Do I win? 5% (4 votes)
