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If you put a billion monkeys to typing together on the internet would they churn out Hamlet within a year?



Possibly. The internet is a true modern marvel. Like America’s Most Smartest Model.

Absolutely. The internet is an unmitigated success by any pornographic measure. My hit count is now off the charts!

Don’t make me laugh. But with ten billion trillion monkeys all typing at once the internet would suddenly become self-aware. And very, very hungry!

Da whadda duh who’d?

Internet fun – me likey. All world’s problems solved. Sumbody tell granma…

Let me check my astrological chart for my next real positive day. Then I’ll get back to ya.

Isn’t this a question better addressed on Twitter, or, Second Life?

The internet blew up my dot.com

www.whocaresintherealworld.com

A world without an internet is like a world without flying unicorns and pink clovers.

Space aliens invented the internet. That’s why it works so good and stuff.

I don’t really know how to read or write and I’m on the internet.

The internet is the largest collection of self-professed expertise on any subject ever assembled in all 29 dimensions. I can’t live without it.

The internet will one dawn spawn a neuro-eugenic reptilian super-race to save us all and usher in paradise.

It’s a very serious subject. You don’t talk smack about the internet or the dead will haunt your message board. Like forever.

It’s accurate, fast, lethal, and carbon neutral. Every monkey’s dream.

The internet will change the way we view television and video games forever.

I’m gonna share this really cool poll on all of my social network sites. I can’t wait to show it to Britney 705116-3A29. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!!

Gophernet had more hair.

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