Caution: Scratching your left knee with your right foot is difficult

Warning: There is someone with a big hammer nearby

Warning: Do not stare at strange street signs trying to figure out what they mean, you will likely be distracted and get hit by a car. See? We put this here so you would learn.

Attention: If you are headed to work, now is a good time to try a yoga pose

Warning: People carrying brief cases must stand on one leg

Caution: Super glue is dangerous (just look what can happen)

Smile: This sign is merely here to entertain you

Warning: People without necks like to cross the street here and they often have large blunt objects, so you should really be careful

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