What's the most times you've ever jacked-off/fucked in one day?
ZERO - I am a Catholic priest with no genitals. Besides, I only visit QC for the articles.
ONE TIME - Right before bed and with a cigarette - anything more would be self-indulgent.
TWO TIMES - Once with my boyfriend and then once with yours.
THREE TIMES - Third time's a charm (especially in a public restroom)!
FOUR TIMES - But with four different guys (all standing in the same room)
FIVE TIMES - I couldn't figure out how to get the porn DVD to stop playing.
SIX TIMES - He dared me. He stopped laughing when I came in his eyes (again)
SEVEN TIMES - I was a teenager at the time and only stopped because I ran out of cum-socks.
EIGHT TIMES - Who knew Viagra lasted for eight hours?
NINE TIMES - My hand eventually gnarled into some weird kind of masturbatory claw.
TEN TIMES - After the ninth time, only silt came out of my dick.
ELEVEN TIMES - I had to use motor oil and velvet gloves to prevent additional chafing.
TWELVE TIMES - I was the guest of honor at a gangbang attended by wolverines.
THIRTEEN TIMES - I am a registered sex-offender.
FOURTEEN OR MORE TIMES - I was unemployed, trying to set a world record, and/or a pathological liar.
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