Everyone knows that the only way our holier than thou Nucks can lose a game is with crooked refs, and NOT because the way we play makes shit smell good by comparison. It's nice to get out of our Outhouse and into the Palace called the Staples Center. Our fans make Raiders fans look sane by comparison and I am bandwagoning the Kings all the way to the Cup to spite those jackasses who have hijacked our once proud franchise.
Richard Rolle - 14 years ago
Here's a list of 100 reasons I'm proud to be a Ducks fan.
HughTitzling - 14 years ago
Dear Busty McJiggletits
I apologize for the misspelling of your last name in the previous letter. I hope this won't happen again.
Sincerely
Hugh Titzling
Ace Parachute Company
BTW Someone ordered six dozen hair nets from us and I want to ask if you know who this Kerry Fraser guy is.
Hugh Titzling - 14 years ago
Dear Busty McJiggletts,
We wish to thank you for your purchase of ten bras from our company. We are extremely proud of our Dolly Parton line and will continue to make this line of bras until we run out of fabric.
Sincerely yours
Hugh Titzling
Ace Parachute Company
Busty McJiggletits - 14 years ago
marcus = sad little Star Wars nerd who lives in his parents basement whacking off to his mint in box Princess Leia action figure.
marcus - 14 years ago
Busty McJiggletits vagina= the sarlaac in return of the jedi
NHL News - 14 years ago
The Anaheim Ducks just announced that they claimed Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones off waivers.
Blind Squirrel - 14 years ago
Randy,
Sometimes even I play defense, or find a nut.
Randy Jones - 14 years ago
I don't think you Sparks fans ever heard or seen this thing called defense.
Roseanne Barr - 14 years ago
Is it too early for me to sing a couple of numbers?
Elle G. Kaye - 14 years ago
I blame Mitchrock.
Joe Patroni - 14 years ago
They don't call it the cockpit for nothing, honey!
Jack Morell - 14 years ago
Anybody who can swallow two Sno Balls and a Ding Dong shouldn't have any problem with pride.
Olsen Johnson - 14 years ago
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
Howard Johnson - 14 years ago
Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order".
Lili Von Shtupp - 14 years ago
Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
Dark Helmet - 14 years ago
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
John Wayne Bobbitt - 14 years ago
Now cut that out!
Col Sanders - 14 years ago
To Dark Helmet
No Sir. I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again.
Gabby Johnson - 14 years ago
Rrrrevert you goooool darnnnnn rebelllll ruvvvver.
Dark Helmet - 14 years ago
Yogurt ! I hate yogurt ! Even with strawberries !
Himmler - 14 years ago
Dear Dan,
Sorry into inform you about you demotion to our minor league affliate in Auschwitz, however you no longer have to stay at the Super 8. Please check in with guard at front gate.
Heinrich
Benito - 14 years ago
Adolf,
Your on your own.
Sincerely
Yogurt - 14 years ago
May the Schwartz be with you.
Bialystock and Bloom - 14 years ago
We're beginning to regret putting out that Springtime For Hitler fiasco.
A Hitler - 14 years ago
stalin, I would have kicked your frozen ass across Siberia if I didn't have to worry about that fat bastard Churchill. You slavs make me sick to my stomach, although I must admit that Visnovsky guy is kind of dreamy.
Chairman Mao - 14 years ago
Stalin, you're a wanna be bitch.
Dan Cloutier - 14 years ago
Stalin,
You haven't seen me play hockey. My 5-hole's bigger than Hatter's mom.
Stalin - 14 years ago
Pol pot,
You ain't got anything on me comrade.
Cheryl - 14 years ago
You seriously don't think that's hot? Like a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk and you think yeah ok he's gonna give me mouth to mouth, but instead he starts choking the sh** out of you and the last sensation that you feel before you DIE as he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just falls right on to your popped out eyeball.
Yutaka Fukufuji - 14 years ago
Funny, I don't drive a Toyota.
Sterling Archer - 14 years ago
You're in the DANGER ZONE !!!!!
Pol Pot - 14 years ago
@ Gen Custer
I've seen bigger massacres.
Ron Jeremy - 14 years ago
C'mon ladies, you know you want it
8==D - - 0-:
Tonto - 14 years ago
You said it kemo sabe.
Gen Custer - 14 years ago
This looks to be an even bigger massacre than I went through at Little Big Horn.
Mike - 14 years ago
I'm sorry Busty, I didn't mean to anger you. I'm just so frustrated by my tiny penis that I sometimes lash out. Please forgive me. Go Sparks.
Mike - 14 years ago
Busty... my point exactly IQ? wow talking about my pennis size what are you 12?
Sure the Sparks athletes have much hairier chests than the Kings athletes, but gotta vote for the class of LA - GO KINGS!!!
Ron Jeremy - 14 years ago
Bitch, I'm gonna slap you with my dick !
Rosie O'Donnell - 14 years ago
Forget it Ron. They're MINE!
Ron Jeremy - 14 years ago
Don't feel sad Sparks fans, I'll give you all a pity fuck.
paul kariya - 14 years ago
i'm so jealous of the kings. i hate the ducks. i wish i could win the cup for the kings. they have the best jerseys in the NHL. scott stevens says he agrees since i'm his bitch.
Uwe Bolla - 14 years ago
Someone suggested that I make a movie about the Sparks. Even I won't stoop THAT low.
First let me congratulate the Kings on their latest win. Under many trials we've faced, we have all stayed loyal to you. Consider these last few years as some of our all time worst. Kings will one day grab what is rightfully theirs: the cup.
Thanks to all the fans who voted. Here's a toast to you. Ever true to the silver/black/forum blue/gold/royal blue may we always be.
Diehard fans you can't beat. Usually the most knowledgeable among hockey fans. Counting amongst them is a blessing indeed. Knowing one day we will win that cup that floweth over. Sooner rather than later.
Busty McJiggletits - 14 years ago
Mike has a small dick. Go Sparks !!!!!
Mike - 14 years ago
Is it me? or can these sparks fans not spell for shit... what's their IQ negative 10
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Busty McJiggletits - 14 years ago
You shut up asshole !!!
GRANDE JOSE - 14 years ago
No, you shut up bitch !
Busty McJiggletits - 14 years ago
No, you shut up !!!!
GRANDE JOSE - 14 years ago
You shut up !!
Busty McJiggletits - 14 years ago
Eat shit and die Grande Jose !!! You shut your mouth when talking about the Sparks !!!
GRANDE JOSE - 14 years ago
I'm voting por Los Reyes meng. Stupid sparks bitches taking out Chivas. Revenge is a dish best served cold pendejos !!!!
Busty McJiggletits - 14 years ago
Those fucking men!!! C'mon girls keep voting. Don't let them win or my vag will get sad and dry up !!!
shaq - 14 years ago
shaquille o neal says da kings r da worse team in da nba
lisa leslie - 14 years ago
COME ON LADIES LET'S SHOW THE KINGS WHO THE QUEENS ARE!!11!! YOU KNOW WE DA BEST! WE GOT A CHAMPIONSHIP! DEY GOT NUTTIN!
lezball lover - 14 years ago
Jeez, I've been sitting here flicking my button all day and just can't seem to reach my goal.
C'mon ladies lets get together and beat off those Kings fans.
ShaniQwa Jackson - 14 years ago
Tampons 4 Life!!! Girls just wanna have Fa-Un!
Sparks= number #1,
We got mo chaminships!, kings kan't even win with gretsksi!
Kings don't even deserve any banners in staples. So sad that they've been around way longer then Sparks yet just made one failed attempt at a champinship. Kings are like the avengers! No1 kares. HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Go sparks!
Kings= epic fail!
Drew - 14 years ago
I agree that this isnt a true, realistic picture of LA Sports.
The real list is probably:
1. Lakers
2. Dodgers
3. Kings
4. USC
5. Angels
6. UCLA
7. Ducks
8. Galaxy
9. Clippers
10. Sparks
All you guys ripping on the Kings are either bitter or very ignorant. I am a fan of all LA sports teams, including our hockey teams. The kings have a VERY loyal and passionate fan base (more so than the Ducks even though they won a championship a few years back). And this is coming from someone who doesnt even watch them all that much. Ive been to a few games this season, all sold out (might want to actually go to a game before you dis the team, Tod). And from what I gather, they are becoming a powerhouse in the NHL as the playoffs approach.
Please sign my petition to keep my son safe from criticism.
http://www.petitiononline.com/KHLRBust/petition.html
Everyone knows that the only way our holier than thou Nucks can lose a game is with crooked refs, and NOT because the way we play makes shit smell good by comparison. It's nice to get out of our Outhouse and into the Palace called the Staples Center. Our fans make Raiders fans look sane by comparison and I am bandwagoning the Kings all the way to the Cup to spite those jackasses who have hijacked our once proud franchise.
Here's a list of 100 reasons I'm proud to be a Ducks fan.
Dear Busty McJiggletits
I apologize for the misspelling of your last name in the previous letter. I hope this won't happen again.
Sincerely
Hugh Titzling
Ace Parachute Company
BTW Someone ordered six dozen hair nets from us and I want to ask if you know who this Kerry Fraser guy is.
Dear Busty McJiggletts,
We wish to thank you for your purchase of ten bras from our company. We are extremely proud of our Dolly Parton line and will continue to make this line of bras until we run out of fabric.
Sincerely yours
Hugh Titzling
Ace Parachute Company
marcus = sad little Star Wars nerd who lives in his parents basement whacking off to his mint in box Princess Leia action figure.
Busty McJiggletits vagina= the sarlaac in return of the jedi
The Anaheim Ducks just announced that they claimed Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones off waivers.
Randy,
Sometimes even I play defense, or find a nut.
I don't think you Sparks fans ever heard or seen this thing called defense.
Is it too early for me to sing a couple of numbers?
I blame Mitchrock.
They don't call it the cockpit for nothing, honey!
Anybody who can swallow two Sno Balls and a Ding Dong shouldn't have any problem with pride.
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.
Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order".
Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.
Now cut that out!
To Dark Helmet
No Sir. I didn't catch you playing with your dolls again.
Rrrrevert you goooool darnnnnn rebelllll ruvvvver.
Yogurt ! I hate yogurt ! Even with strawberries !
Dear Dan,
Sorry into inform you about you demotion to our minor league affliate in Auschwitz, however you no longer have to stay at the Super 8. Please check in with guard at front gate.
Heinrich
Adolf,
Your on your own.
Sincerely
May the Schwartz be with you.
We're beginning to regret putting out that Springtime For Hitler fiasco.
stalin, I would have kicked your frozen ass across Siberia if I didn't have to worry about that fat bastard Churchill. You slavs make me sick to my stomach, although I must admit that Visnovsky guy is kind of dreamy.
Stalin, you're a wanna be bitch.
Stalin,
You haven't seen me play hockey. My 5-hole's bigger than Hatter's mom.
Pol pot,
You ain't got anything on me comrade.
You seriously don't think that's hot? Like a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk and you think yeah ok he's gonna give me mouth to mouth, but instead he starts choking the sh** out of you and the last sensation that you feel before you DIE as he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just falls right on to your popped out eyeball.
Funny, I don't drive a Toyota.
You're in the DANGER ZONE !!!!!
@ Gen Custer
I've seen bigger massacres.
C'mon ladies, you know you want it
8==D - - 0-:
You said it kemo sabe.
This looks to be an even bigger massacre than I went through at Little Big Horn.
I'm sorry Busty, I didn't mean to anger you. I'm just so frustrated by my tiny penis that I sometimes lash out. Please forgive me. Go Sparks.
Busty... my point exactly IQ? wow talking about my pennis size what are you 12?
,)(8)).
(()))())()).
(()"````"::= )
)| _ _ ::= )
(()(o)/ (o) ?(/)
)(::c ::.( :(/)
(( \ .__. ;,/(/)
) `.___,'/ (/)
| | (/)
_.' ,\(/)__
_.-" ` u (/) ".
," v \
/ |
| . `. |
| /,' _ `.' _ `. |
| || (o) | (o) |
| |\ ; /)
( \ `.,___,' `.,__,'/
\ \ | | /
\ `; | /
`. / |
Y |
/ ( |
/ ;
/ /
; ` . ,'(
| \##' \
: Y \
\ \ \
\ \ \
\ \ \
Sure the Sparks athletes have much hairier chests than the Kings athletes, but gotta vote for the class of LA - GO KINGS!!!
Bitch, I'm gonna slap you with my dick !
Forget it Ron. They're MINE!
Don't feel sad Sparks fans, I'll give you all a pity fuck.
i'm so jealous of the kings. i hate the ducks. i wish i could win the cup for the kings. they have the best jerseys in the NHL. scott stevens says he agrees since i'm his bitch.
Someone suggested that I make a movie about the Sparks. Even I won't stoop THAT low.
First let me congratulate the Kings on their latest win. Under many trials we've faced, we have all stayed loyal to you. Consider these last few years as some of our all time worst. Kings will one day grab what is rightfully theirs: the cup.
Thanks to all the fans who voted. Here's a toast to you. Ever true to the silver/black/forum blue/gold/royal blue may we always be.
Diehard fans you can't beat. Usually the most knowledgeable among hockey fans. Counting amongst them is a blessing indeed. Knowing one day we will win that cup that floweth over. Sooner rather than later.
Mike has a small dick. Go Sparks !!!!!
Is it me? or can these sparks fans not spell for shit... what's their IQ negative 10
Note to the Kings
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
You shut up asshole !!!
No, you shut up bitch !
No, you shut up !!!!
You shut up !!
Eat shit and die Grande Jose !!! You shut your mouth when talking about the Sparks !!!
I'm voting por Los Reyes meng. Stupid sparks bitches taking out Chivas. Revenge is a dish best served cold pendejos !!!!
Those fucking men!!! C'mon girls keep voting. Don't let them win or my vag will get sad and dry up !!!
shaquille o neal says da kings r da worse team in da nba
COME ON LADIES LET'S SHOW THE KINGS WHO THE QUEENS ARE!!11!! YOU KNOW WE DA BEST! WE GOT A CHAMPIONSHIP! DEY GOT NUTTIN!
Jeez, I've been sitting here flicking my button all day and just can't seem to reach my goal.
C'mon ladies lets get together and beat off those Kings fans.
Tampons 4 Life!!! Girls just wanna have Fa-Un!
Sparks= number #1,
We got mo chaminships!, kings kan't even win with gretsksi!
Kings don't even deserve any banners in staples. So sad that they've been around way longer then Sparks yet just made one failed attempt at a champinship. Kings are like the avengers! No1 kares. HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Go sparks!
Kings= epic fail!
I agree that this isnt a true, realistic picture of LA Sports.
The real list is probably:
1. Lakers
2. Dodgers
3. Kings
4. USC
5. Angels
6. UCLA
7. Ducks
8. Galaxy
9. Clippers
10. Sparks
All you guys ripping on the Kings are either bitter or very ignorant. I am a fan of all LA sports teams, including our hockey teams. The kings have a VERY loyal and passionate fan base (more so than the Ducks even though they won a championship a few years back). And this is coming from someone who doesnt even watch them all that much. Ive been to a few games this season, all sold out (might want to actually go to a game before you dis the team, Tod). And from what I gather, they are becoming a powerhouse in the NHL as the playoffs approach.