Why do you worship Science?
Darwin made me do it.
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
It provides everything we need.
None may come to the Universal Laws except through Science.
The Internet testifies to its power and glory.
So many martyrs died for the cause of Science.
Without the testimony of Science, it is impossible to accept the Bible as true.
The Earth, Cosmos, Life, and Nature goddesses call to me.
It has utterly destroyed all other gods.
It is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
I have had ecstatic experiences in which I have spoken in the jargon of Scientists.
Science has taken away all my sins and set me free.
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