The flight crew insist I turn off and stow my iPod during take-off and landing because:
It will interfere with the navigation insturments and the plane will crash and you'll DIEEEE!!!!
The flight crew believe it might interfere with the navigation instruments &c.
The flight crew know it won't interfere with the instruments, but imply that it will in order to get you to shut off the music for crowd control reasons.
The flight crew are petty tyrants, and enjoy enforcing arbitrary regulations.
The airlines are secretly in league with the record industry, and don't want you listening to your MP3 files that you probably pirated, you cheap bastard.
They want to encourage you to strike up a conversation with the crazy person in the seat next to you. God knows why.
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