You are a Democrat and are starving to death on a street corner. President Obama offers you a ham sandwich he bought with the stimulus. What would you do? (poll 2613457)

You are a Democrat and are starving to death on a street corner. President Obama offers you a ham sandwich he bought with the stimulus. What would you do?

Ask him what kind of damn sandwich doesn’t come with provolone, mustard, chips and a pickle spear.

Hit him up for a House-Senate reconcilliation bill to cover dessert.

Refuse the sandwich because the ham did not come from a free-range, low-carbon pig.

Make sure that couples earning more than $500,000 a year are paying for it because you only eat deficit neutral sandwiches.

See if you can get a tax credit for breakfast.

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