You are a Republican and are starving to death on a street corner. President Obama offers you a ham sandwich he bought with the stimulus. What would you do? (poll 2610417)

You are a Republican and are starving to death on a street corner. President Obama offers you a ham sandwich he bought with the stimulus. What would you do?

Go ahead and take the sandwich because if you don’t, the starving Republican on the next street corner will eat it.

Eat the sandwich, belch, and then chastise him for giving away too many sandwiches.

Eat the sandwich, give him a big-thank you hug, and lose the upcoming primary for U.S. Senate.

Let the other Republicans eat it. You’d rather starve to death.

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Simien - 14 years ago

In the US, you make your own destiny and each man for his own. If you fail its your own fault. If you get hurt on your knife its your own fault for not thinking. If you hurt others, your actions are your own choice and fault.
In Europe, there is the double-edged sword of the societal net, both helping and hindering you. If you get cut on your knife, somebody probably wouldve warned you, and someone will probably help you find a band aid. And if you hurt somebody else, it is probably because you are a product of your society and it is our duty to make sure you understand your mistake and then improve you as a human being.
jules - 14 years ago

First Obama would talk you to death and then tax the republican standing next to m to bury me.

ANd PS I am kosher and would nevereat ham.....
Ken - 14 years ago

not exactly neutral in the ????. ask something that is a little more mainstream.
if you had a ham sandwich and u saw a dem and a rep which one would be more likely to take the food????