Please Vote for your Favorite Facebook Status Message
thinks it's awesome that Facebook's auto spell-check often doesn't recognize "Facebook" as a word.
I tripped over my own feet and knocked over the container of 100 clear push pins in front of my entire class......smooth
Dear useless coworker: Unless you're Helen Keller, I can't "hold your hand" at work so figure out your job & don't dump your duties on me.
i think the only way i'm ever going to get any rest is by becoming religious and taking off on shabbas..
just got a facebook event invite to a wedding. hilarious.
Every time a black person crosses my cat's path he gets really upset. Is that superstition or racism?
I think my butt just updated facebook for me....
i have to admit...it wasn't thaaaat long ago that i realized the washington redskins were in dc and not the state of. :-/
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