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enjoys the Whopper in burger form much more than the Whopper in candy form.
I love when people with automatic wheelchairs get on the bus for one stop! In the time it took to load you on/off you could have been there!
the only thing worse than a Red Sox fan is a Phillies fan. Even when they win, they beat the shit out of one another.
is it saturday yet? i want halloween nooooow!! (stomps feet/throws fists in air)
just walked full speed into the copy machine for some spastic reason and jammed it ...motherrrrr
hopes Pedro passes his paternity test tonight
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
I was reduced to eating soup with a melon baller. I don’t know what’s more disconcerting: the vertiginous decline in housekeeping or the fact that I’ve somehow come into possession of a mellon b
you know Halloween is upon us when you walk past Michael Jackson and the Burger King guy on the way to work.
WARNING: If you do a Google Image search for Bea Arthur - even with SafeSearch set to Strict - you will see NSFW images. OF BEA ARTHUR.
Somebody explain to me how a Phillys fan who was arrested for selling sex for world series tickets is now showered with gifts from the city of Philly and revered as a hero, classy Philly, classy...
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