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one more paper cut and im filing for worker's comp
Fuck UPS. what can brown do for me...? leave the fucking package the first time, that's what
just climbed the Pyramid of the Sun in sandals and a sundress...next time sneaks need to be part of the equation. Oh and an oxygen tank.
it's 63 degrees out on the day i decide to do the wardrobe switch-over
I must have missed the part where stop signs became just a suggestion. Learn to drive k thx.
wishes there was a button he could click on that says he is more than a fan of Zlata Faerman
The bananas are mocking me. They're staring at me all, "Just admit it. We're way past regular eating right now. You have no choice but to go the bread route." Shut up, bananas.
says FUCK YOU to the people who jog in midtown during rush hour. My reasoning: 1) You are in my way, and everybody elses' 2) You jog in place at lights 3) You clearly don't have a job;don't rub it in
why do people insist on paying 8 dollars a day and sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic every frkn day?? Get on the bus and save yourself and the rest of us an extra half hour of sleep!!!!
is sitting next to The Dude, although I guess he's just Jeff Bridges when he's eating lunch
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