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You know you're old when you ARE the chaperone for a dance & not being chaperoned.
No one I'm friends with on FB has a birthday today. This. Is. Epic.
I just got carded for Theraflu. Really
Last night's Curb Your Enthusiasm may have been the funniest half hour in TV history ... unreal.
generic fb post stating positive things towards phillies, and negative things towards eagles...
has a bunch of small cuts all over my hands from major power tool usage. Sort of like those Ed Norton in the office scenes in Fight Club, but dramatically less so.
If I had known you got to go on field trips in grad school, I wouldn't have taken a year off.
is looking for a new liver
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