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next person who tries to get on an elevator as I'm getting off is goin to get a mid 90's Boardy Barn Style drunk headbutt
thinks that people have not learned enough from the movie bambi... if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all. thank you thumper.
I'll tell you Where the Wild Things Are - MY PANTS!!! Anyone else think those wild things look just like those big oafs that tried to eat Fraggles?
note to self: eat dinner
loves finding forgotten-about gift cards in his pants pocket, especially when they're to Bergdorf's!
is nodding his head like yeah, moving his hips like yeah
believes the children are the future...
I have Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" stuck in my head and it's filling me with vitriolic rage
just broke into my own condo, that was fun.
God, can I please have the one hour of life I just wasted watching news coverage of the balloon boy? Hoax all the way as I predicted.
when you notice that a TSA worker changed her hair color does it mean you fly too much?
Its freezing out and there is a kid in the mall with shorts and a tshirt on. Really dude really.
The older I get, the more I realize that NOTHING makes me happier than a key change in a Michael Jackson song. That is my personal heaven. FACT.
I hope the balloon kid makes it. In the meantime, it's making me want Jiffy Pop.
Balloon Boy will be rescued by a rogue team of Hollywood agents willing to save his life in exchange for the rights to it.
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