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woman singing next to me on bus says she's practicing for American Idol. um, she's not gonna make it.
just learned that traveling soybean salesman is a real profession
Life is a frosted cake made of worms.
if journalism is a harbinger or bellwether, the English language is fucked. I can hardly find a newspaper article that isn't loaded with typos. The apostrophe deserves some respect!
Some days I wish I watched "Gossip Girl" so I would know what all the kids are talking about. And by "kids" I mean all my friends and everyone on FB!
wonders “Why its called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn’t called a pushy sucky???”
my husband is mentally cheating on me with lady gaga
Why do people with bad breath never realize they have it? And it's always a constant occurrence with these people.
Zlata on Today Show.. pretty cool
overheard "you don't like taylor swift? that's like admitting you hate america."
It never really hit me how much of a player Zack Morris was in HS. He hooked up w/all his best friends (Kelly, Lisa, Jessie, Tori) and a fling with Stacy. How did he manage to stay friends w/everyone
"When I said friend me, I didn't say BE MY FRIEND"
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