What line might have been skipped past by translators during Moammar Qaddafi’s rambling 96-minute speech at the U.N.?
“If you think I’m some kind of terrible tyrant, you really oughta hear the stories about Mackenzie Phillips’ father.”
“Cougar Town is where Sarah Palin is from, right?”
“U.N.? I thought I was going to the U2 concert. Though I suppose Bono could show up at either venue to spout platitudes and claim he knows what’s best for Africa.”
“Let’s face it, my regime has been less bloody than that last episode of Mad Men.”
“Speaking of wanting to pitch a tent, I’m disappointed that Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius isn’t here. Where is the lovely creature we call the Silver Fox?”
“Kanye, I swear to Allah, if you try to take this mic away from me, I will behead you.”
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