When we crush the aliens, which evil oppressor will you be?
The overseer. I'm going to force them to go work in factories and slave pits until their funny alien limbs get sliced off. And then I'll sell those severed limbs for their spurious medicinal value
The clear-cutter. I'm going to chop down all their beautiful alien forests and turn one whole continent of their planet into the galaxy's biggest Wal-Mart, like Summer Glau.
The denier. My plan is to pretend the aliens aren't oppressed. Or if they are, it's all their own stupid fault for being so, so... alien. And for not appreciating what we're doing for them.
The ineffectual liberal. I'm going to squawk in protest about how badly we're treating the aliens, whether anybody listens or not, dammit. I might even visit the aliens and tell them how sorry I am.
The genocidal maniac. I've got the perfect solution to stop us from oppressing those aliens -- once there are no more aliens, we'll have to go back to oppressing each other, the way God intended.
None of the above. I won't be an oppressor, because I'm pure at heart.
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