io9 TV badass smackdown day seven: River vs. Batman!

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  • cheapdigitalpiano - 14 years ago

    Robin

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  • Mysterius - 15 years ago

    @PriorMarcus: Bravo, for a shockingly well-written post.

  • THEONE - 15 years ago

    @LikaLaruku

    She is the one who can kill you with her brain and who cannot be stop by any power in the 'verse.

  • LikaLaruku - 15 years ago

    Who the F**k is "River Tam?"

  • Lee - 15 years ago

    river only killed 3 dudes in the show. If you included her movie story than yea she's a badder than bats! But shouldn't be landsliding him like this

  • 4chan - 15 years ago

    you know /b/ is behind this, right?

  • PriorMarcus - 15 years ago

    In the morning everyone who got stupidly angry over this poll should wake up and feel embarrassed. Commentators have been telling others to go and die (cyberwasteland) and some considered breaking their purchased DVDs of Firefly and Serenity (Grey_Area) all because of an internet poll.

    Others clearly lost sleep (wookie1972) while most just seemed to loose brain cells (CoffinDodger) as a normally respectable and inoffensive blog decended into utter venom and hatred over the results.

    For these people it was something personal, a grand battle to be championed and won - no loss of dignity or perspective could stop them. In a way, they really were their own Big Damn Heroes, holding back the tide of River Tam and Summer Glau fans valiantly. Well done you mighty fine people, you might have become screaming idiots, but God still thought you were too pretty to die.

    Meanwhile the quiet and resourceful Browncoat army operated behind the scenes, spurred on by the flurry and vicious anger and personal insults thrown at them. 'Don't bait the trolls' really would've been an apt way for the commentators of io9 to respond, or in this case 'don't have an aneurysm over an inconsequential poll'.

    In tomorrows summary of the internet I'll tell you all about Anonymous and their continued efforts to overthrow Scientology from desktops and how one brave little Kotaku readers managed to wield the mighty ban hammer.

  • JDB - 15 years ago

    Are you kidding me? There could be a match up of River Tam vs A Universe Eating Monster That Cannot Be Destroyed and the fanboys and girls would vote for River Tam. I loved Firefly too but this is just stupid.

  • PriorMarcus - 15 years ago

    Oh no, our inconsequential poll has been hijacked by someone!

    Whatever will we do now?

    Maybe if people stopped acting like this was the 9/11 of science fiction whoever rigged the vote wouldn't be doing it with such obvious glee and abandon?

    Personally I'm enjoying seeing people getting oddly wound up over a silly poll on a fairly mediocre blog.

    TAM FOR THE WIN!

  • C33 - 15 years ago

    @Yourmamabitc

    You care too much about things that don't mean S*H*I*T.

  • Yourmamabitc - 15 years ago

    Obviously some a$$ has set up an automatic voting script. Whoever you are F*U*C*K Y*O*U

  • brinderwalt - 15 years ago

    It's Skynet - I'm pretty sure that Cameron finally stopped getting additional votes right about the same time this round obviously started getting fooled with.

  • Really? - 15 years ago

    Why do I get the feeling that some Brownshirt are rigging the voting?

  • Name * - 15 years ago

    NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP HER

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