“唉呦~人家素顏, 不要拍我啦~” (Aiyo~ no make up, no picture)
“BBBBRAIINNNN FREEEEEEZE!!!”
“這不是肯德基!! 這不是肯德基!!” (This is not KFC!! This is not KFC!!)
什麼原來這不是抹茶冰淇淋而是wasabi嗎哦嗚啊啊啊啊啊！ (嗆死淚目貌) (What!? This is not Macha but WASABI!!?? owaejifa;owiejfaig)
前面那一對好閃啊~ (*To the couple across the table* Dude, get a room!)
阿你不是說不會開閃光燈,還給倫家打開 (Hey, you said you turned the flash off!)
哇!! 這wasabi真嗆!!! 嗆到大腦啦!!! (This wasabi is this shit! Straigh to the brain!!!)
"Oh great! You made me say 'cheese'!"
"Warning! Unexpected Flash May Cause Severe Seizure"
"poor Billy is dealing with severe constipation"
