Vote in last week's caption contest

Hey Old Lady Betty - Congrats!

I beat Dale!!!!!...(unless he is a finalist)...thats my only goal.........congrats to the old lady.......

Betty I'm sorry I didn'y believe you. Brian is such a jackass it didn't seem possible you would be who said you are. I threw my vote your way hoping it wasn't Brian the a-hole's caption and it wasn't. Nice job it really was the best caption that week. If you kick the bucket now everything is all good! don't stop entering!

#3 is definitely the best of this crop, but the other two are OK.

Hey Impostal, thanks for your usual back-door land mine! Good to see that you use all two of your brain cells to their upmost capacity! Just remember, I'm up on you by at least a good dozen winning captions, sizzle-chest ;-)

Hey impostal why don't you lay off the profane words ya giant dink! And I am assuming that since you have to resort to such poor insults that you would need 4 promotions to become an a**hole? I have read some of brian's winners on here and I might just say that he is one of the best on here. So if you can only b*tch at people on here go back to your parents basement and watch startrek.

Slo you two should just get a room; but keep it down, a new Star Trek episode is coming on!

Brian still needs to get a life. Keep stroking yourself and maybe someday you'll have an orgasm.

Thanks for the votes .....you guys are really something else. It is my first win, but I will keep on trying.....until the bucket falls over...! Good luck to all of you.

Imp & SFB, one and the same....you remind me of Steve and Valley Gal, only showing up to try to look like there's more ppl trying to trash talk on here. the funny thing is you don't actually contribute anything to the contest, just come on here to try to look like big boys. Hate to spoil your fun but this is a place where wit and smarts get you in the newspaper not the same lame get a room comments, Impostal seriously if that's your big slam then...oh excuse me...*yaaaaawn*.....okay where was I oh yeah, tell your parents to move your bedtime up to *:30 because not getting to bed until ( is just making you cranky and we all want to see you nice and fresh for school on Monday because the third grade is a big step for you and you don't want to get the school year off to a bad start. We know you can do it!

*That's 8:30, Imp...sorry I want to make sure you get to bed early so that you get your sleep :)

Go get Brian, and I see what you you mean impostal is a complete and 100% dink that does not deserve the internet space he is taking up. I can only imagine how peaceful and nice this site would be if he were banned from it by the moderator. Oh well back to more productive things here LOL. Kepp up the good work people ( well most of you anyway)..

go get um brian (oopsp) type o

What makes you believe i write S.F.B? I believe Brian and SLo are one in the same; you each correct typo's. Trust me, it's not just me that gets tired of the blah.. blah.. blahh.. I'm better than you combacks. Truth is my parents are both dead I'm 80 years young just trying to pick up Betty. Now if you'll excuse me....

Somehow I'm finding all that a little hard to believe, and ooh we both correct typos, you need to seriously come up with a new hobby...but you bore me....*yawn*

Wait a minute.....80 yrs old and a name like I am postal....Impostal, your new name is hence forth..."Pony Express" watch out fer them durn Comanches out on the trail!

Hi fellow grown up. I'm not sure why you guys are cyberbullying each other like a bunch of teenagers, but it seems like a waste of your time and effort. It would be healthier for you to try to take a positive route and not get drawn into this e-bickering. Didn't you mothers ever tell you that if you didn't have anything nice, not to say anything at all? You guys just egg each other on week after week over a small town paper's weekly caption contest. Does that sound as ridiculous to you as it does to me?

You're right, Grace it is ridiculous, however when I come on and say nice things and compliment those who say nice things on here, these dinks come on and spew sour grapes all over everybody because they don't know how to win the contest and are always griping and bitching that the Tribune is always either cheating in who they select, or that the entries are always awful and on and on and on, and I have no problem snipping right back because as long as these people who insist on ruining everyone's good time on here keep at it, I'll happily take pleasure in keeping under their skin. There have been so many for months trying to get these creeps to zip it but they insist on being "top turd" so I will keep obliging.

Actually impostal me and brian are NOT one in the same. I just believe in typing and spelling correctly. You should try and put some of your clever word play to GOOD use and make some submissions on here, then you would gain some respect from the people on here rather than just catching the wrath. However if you would like to keep up the 2nd grade bickering contest I am more than happy to oblige you. As for EVERYONE else on here keep up the good work and keep the great submissions rolling!!!!!!!

More power to you cj. I still think you are pompous. My opinion, for what it's worth.

Brian still sucks Donkey Dicks and so do his captions.

And this is not Impostal.

Looser.

OMGosh, SFB's. Why are you such a hater???

SFB, for starters I can't believe the moderators haven't removed your comments yet, it's just a matter of time tho...as to your well thought out, classy, articulated, smart, witty, intelligent, genius, original, thought provoking, awe inspiring comments....grow up ;-)

I still believe you Brian write SLo. You both correct typo's and respond minutes after each other. And you both believe I do not submit captions to the website. I hope S F B made it clear he is his own. (peolpe hate you) I am starting to like SFB very much! I use Impostal in the comment section and I contribute weekly captions. If that bothers you I could not be happier!! Jackass!

Why are you talking to me, I thought your comment was directed at Brian. Don't drag me into this you buttwipping drool factory!

Impostal....you flatter yourself far too much....call the Tribune and have 'em trace the ISP's if you wish...It doesn't surprise me one bit that you like SFB, the name fits and I'm sure the 2nd grade sense of vindictive humor should sound spot-on, you can smell your own as the phrase goes....your entries don't bother me at all, I would say I'm surprised that I don't recall seeing your name in the entries, but still you persist in coming on here to bitch and moan about the contest, why bother with the contest if it is such a source of aggravation for you...in all seriousness, hugs n' kisses ;-)

That's funny I don't recall ever saying anything bad about this website or contest. But who am I to argue with Comment police officer Brian. It must be another strange coincidence that you and SLo don't think second graders are funny..

And BTW you SFBs it's loser. As obviously you are. Sure...I'll get in the mix.

I left a dangling participle. My bad. I will try to be typographically correct in the future.

Impostal, that IS funny....I mention something and somebody else agrees with me, wow I point something out and therefore somebody seconding the motion means it's all me...I recall you agreeing with SFB, therefore you and FSB by your logic....oh well....You don't recall saying anything bad about the contest? don't recall complaining about the finalist choices? I thought they said its eyesight that goes 1st, could be memory though ;-)

And thanks, Dale :) I'm just having fun with this new round of pointlessness but enjoy the input of other site regulars that know what's going on :)

Brian, I don't agree with, nor condone the ugliness directed at you or others on this site. If I could censor the haters, I would. Correct me if I am wrong people, but isn't this space about the captions? I have been sucked into the negativity myself. I appoligize.

Make that apologize...

Dale we both know that it's about the captions on here and I'm guilty of getting sucked into a childish game, my personal fun herein is just taking the high rode and outwitting them without being vulgar. Their cheap shots and blunt brashness just makes me giggle because the only one they're badmouthing is themselves by showing just how petty and vulgar they are. Why stoop to their level when they do nothing more than make themselves look foolish and dimwitted? It's all good but appreciate the back-up :)

Yah man! Good attitude. Cool runnings. No problem! Irie!

High Rode ?? outwitted by Brian again.

got me there, spell checker doesn't cover grammar of high speed typing while multi-tasking, your most civil posting yet :)

THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED DO TO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT.

Spell checker wouldn't have helped rode is spelled correct. If that was the road you wanted to travel it is the pure wit of the author that makes it humorous. Looks like your sidekick has a real potty mouth. He always has a good comeback minutes after your comment. Sorry I couldn't read his/your blah.. blah.. blah.. we're better than you comeback. :)

Let's try using "Due" to inappropriate content. Damn Alabama Grammar software!!!!

LOL been a while since I saw Alicia Silverstone but you must've been an extra in "Clueless"...but hey as long as you're feeling good about yourself there, Impostal then at least you're saving on antidepressants...One can at least hope that some day you know what you're talking about...well as long as you have some kind of day job, might want to hold off on handing in your resignation yet. (just a little friendly advice) ;-)

You got no game. It sucks to be you. Your an idiot that talks forever. Blah.. Blah.. Blah..Blah.. you are better than anyone here! I'd love to hear your excuse this time around but hey think about it before you post a comment. or pretend to be SLo in afew minutes.. I can't wait..

Well if you want to say I'm the best I won't complain, not gonna be in any control of slo posts tho, not gonna lose sleep on it, and as for the I got no game, *yawn*....you want my excuses for what now? Is this the highlight of your night? I'm glad I could bring a little ray of joy to your existence ;-) Hugs n kisses

Brian and Dale like to touch pee pees.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

So what, I like to suck dick too, what's it to you?

I can't believe they let you queers on this site.

Yea, get a room you too.

You mean TWO, but go get one anyway.

Why don't you guys mind your own business and leave Dale and me alone. I can't help it if I don't have a life and a little pee pee.

Take it to another site FAGS.

Ok, so I was going to leave this one alone but after someone like impostal says something nasty and illegal as what he just did. But that was a violation of California penal code section 422. Oh and that last post by slotruckdriver was not me, I would never say anything like that. Impostal why don't you grow up! Oh wait you need to graduate from highschool and let your nuts drop first! Once again keep up the good work (everyone but the dink, I mean impostal). Peace out!

Well now this is all very amusing, a night of insomnia and keeping in bed trying to get a little rest and look what we see....immaturity taken to a whole new level...yes someone figured out that they can type in any name, funny thing is they don't know what my email addy is and that the Tribune can find out what email addy the child put in the place of it, beyond that an ISP can be traced...Either way I don't feel I even need to contact to check on that because someone who seriously has an inferiority complex is just reaching out and trying to make themselves feel better about themselves. Everyone here knows I didn't write that garbage as I never feel the need to get vulgar. Sorry to spoil your fun, sunshine ;-) Hugs n' kisses

I made none of those previous comments. Look at the times they were submitted. Someone else was posting, My last was 8-25@4:56.

Well either way enough is enough, there is a fine line between a little back and forth ribbing and the kind of garbage that has started the last couple days, I'm hoping the Tribune checks the email addresses and ISP addy and takes appropriate action, now other than that I still like #3 this week, I had posted something similar :)

To anyone listening, I did NOT post the vulgar comment that was attributed to my name. Not making accusations, but it smells of Steve.

It's not cool to steal someone's identity. This is hard for me to say but that Brian/Slo and Dale bashing was very inappropriate.

Thank you Impostal...

Well I hate to say it after I received an email from the Tribune, but now that I'm seeing several cordial and nice comments between people after such degradations, but I was informed that the comments section is being removed (am guessing after this round) because the Tribune apparently has no way to moderate the comments but are not going to stand for the kinds of hatred being displayed and they are not going to allow it to continue. The comic captions will still remain normal, but the comments section is being done away with because people can't behave themselves (aka being childish). I did not want this to happen, but since all of the main players on here have been attacked by some kid thinking he's funny, the camaraderie and rivalries will have to be kept to ourselves. To most-it's been fun and will still look forward to reading all the entries, to the few-it's been fun badgering back and forth and trying to get under each other's skins, to the childish-guess you're stuck trying to find another way to think that you're cool (try a tube sock). So I will bid farewell to the comments and the commenters and may make another posting or 2, not sure how long they will take to remove it but they emailed me this morning about the attacks to say it's over, so tonight may be it tho I would suspect it won't be until the next comic switches over. Peace out :) (and no, I don't work for nor am affiliated with the paper) :)

And for anyone who wants to bring any last minute pop shots at me, feel free, I'm a 33 yr old disabled veteran who is back in school at Cal Poly finishing off my bachelors degree before going on for my master's and teaching credentials. Sling 'em while you got 'em ;-)

If they really do shut it down, I will miss you Brian, my brother in slime as we were named some time ago.

Goodbye all. Apparently, we imploded.

Brian the worst I called you was a jackass, and I'm going to stand behind that. It is unfortunate all lose out when an individual is to blame. I am a veteran as well and I love competition. Good luck to all if what you say is true. Otherwise I'll be here to rib the hell out of you losers politely!

It wasn't a we, Dale. It was one dimwitted individual who is extremely childish and had no business being here at all. That person's antics went beyond what one may call competition and others may call sour grapes and the Tribune stated that they have no way of controlling the comments so would do away with them entirely. Impostal, you called me worse than a jackass, but I know the stuff between last night and today was all one individual, and he ruined everything for all of us. My guess is that he is a smaller one, used to being bullied around and cyberbullying is the only way he could make himself feel big and important. Oh well, just goes to further prove that taking the low road isn't the way to go. But i digress, c'est la vie, at least we can still submit our captions and have to hope that they give us good cartoons to submit for :)