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What is your favorite Rodney Dangerfield no-respect joke?



I get no respect. I was an ugly kid. How ugly? I was so ugly my mother breast-fed me through a straw.

My dad didn't like my looks either. He carried around the picture of the kid that came with the wallet. I get no respect at all.

My wife, she drives me nuts. She was afraid of the dark until she saw me naked. Now she's afraid of the light. No respect.

My wife likes to talk after sex. The other night she called me from her hotel room. I tell ya, I get no respect.

The other day I told my kid, "Someday you'll have children of your own." He said, "So will YOU."

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