How Long Will the White Jeans Stay Clean?
The white jeans will be soiled from the get go because someone with chocolate chip fingers likes to play in Mommy's closet. (-3 minutes)
The jeans will remain clean until someone charges wildly at Mommy from behind with an uncapped blue sharpie. (2.5 minutes)
The jeans will remain clean until someone spills fruit punch in Mommy's lap. (12 minutes)
The jeans will remain in an unblemished state for all eternity. (I believe in flying unicorns.)
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