Too Short. How can the story of my life be fitted into a mere extended essay?
Too Long. How on earth can anyone be expected to read 250 of these?
Inspired. Exactly the right questions to enable Chambers to sort the wheat from the chaff.
Dreary. The questions are so bog standard that everybody except the frankly weird will give a variant of the same answer.
Flexible. Like a Romanian gymnast I can tune the subtleties of my application to the Chambers of my dreams
Inflexible. Like a lawyer-designed straitjacket
