Seize the state with Imminent Domain and turn it into a giant federal prision, a la Escape From L.A.. 50% (3 votes)
Hand it over to the Chinese as a down payment on our "stimilus" debt. 33% (2 votes)
Give it back to Mexico if they assume the bills for it. 0% (0 votes)
Tell the Texans they can have independence and hope that California gets jealous and follows suit. 0% (0 votes)
Invest in technology to seperate CA from the mainland then welcome them into the U.N. as a seperate country. 17% (1 votes)
Let the Obamassiah bail these sad sacks out with our children's money. 0% (0 votes)