Seize the state with Imminent Domain and turn it into a giant federal prision, a la Escape From L.A..
Hand it over to the Chinese as a down payment on our "stimilus" debt.
Give it back to Mexico if they assume the bills for it.
Tell the Texans they can have independence and hope that California gets jealous and follows suit.
Invest in technology to seperate CA from the mainland then welcome them into the U.N. as a seperate country.
Let the Obamassiah bail these sad sacks out with our children's money.
