If you ran into Kylar in a dark alley, what would you do?

I'd so pop a garlic clove in my mouth and pretend to be Durzo. I don't care how nasty those are - he won't suspect a thing hopefully! Who else eats garlic cloves?

I wonder if he'll wonder how Durzo got so short though...

But yes, afterwards, I'd pull an Azoth like in the beginning of the first book and not stop running for miles.

I agree completely with 'Justice Cat'. Although he might get suspicious when i start crying after eating a garlic clove, then i would scream until my feet bled (Yeah, that's right, it's not a mess up)

P.S. Durzo has got to be the coolest character ever. Peace out!

Hmm. yes. He would get rather suspicious. And think of a terrible other possibility you guys.

Once you get away from Kylar, what if you happen to run into Durzo Blint himself?

I think that's asking for more trouble.

(Durzo is my favorite character too. :D)

Being obsessed over all kinds of sword, I'd probably ask to see Kylar's sword.... Second might be his "blue swooshy thing." Would it be possible to ask for apprenticeship! If I ran into Kylar, that'd be my first first thought.... "KYLAR! APPRENTICE ME! I Wanna be an awesome Wetboy too!!"
Durzo was absolutely one of the coolest characters I've ever met (read, watched, played as, "met", it works...) -nods- (Favorited as well!)

I'd apprentice Kylar if that were an option. And i'd hope i'm a ka'karifer like Kylar......

Ask to see his sword, if you know what I mean, bow chicka bow wow. XD

Bri - Hahahaha! Same here, same here. XD

I'd run like hell and pray to god that Kylar doesn't kill me instantly. Kylar would probably only show himself if he had a reason to. And being a wetboy, his reason would probably be murder.

I'm not really sure that running into Kylar would be a very good option at all it would probably mean that I was about to meet a very quick and abrupt end. Although if I hadn’t managed to poo myself or get killed real quick, I’d ask for Jarl’s mobile number and see if he could swing me a discount at The Mondani Smoking Club... as well as the blue swooshy thing.

I'm torn between asking to see the blue swooshy thing, and popping a garlic clove in my mouth and pretending to be disguised as Durzo.
Though, I'm sure no matter what i do, I'd end up getting myself killed somehow. xD

Beg for a chance to be his apprentice. Although I agree, if he had any reason to show himself to me in a dark alley, killing me would probably be the only reason. That being said, if he wanted to kill me, I would never have seen him, so maybe he's there to be my buddy! Nah, I'd probably just crap my pants and run like crazy...

This is one of the best series I've read since Dies the Fire.I'd fall to my feet and start screaming I Am Not Worthy!!!!!!!

To Jake: LOL! Seconded.

Lol I would spoil and tell him what Vi didn't tell him at the end of the 3rd book =) I would love to see how he reacts.

I'd pretend to be Durzo and pull a Vader on him. "Kylar, I am your father."

"I am your Father" lol, He would only kill you if he saw murder in your eyes,<.< >.>. He might be there to save you :)

lol....

yeahhh... i think i'll ask him to do the cool swishy blue thing then ask for his number and then move on. it's only a means to get to meet durzo really. i mean... kylar is cool yessshhhh... but durzo was there before kylar. so i'd meet him and have a good long chat with him. ;D