What Did You Name Your Wi-Fi Connection?

my neighbor's wireless network used to be called "bob's a butthole."

named mine by combining my and my roommates XBL gamertags: KTronSki

i called mine 'odd', my friends called theirs 'thepiggy'

My Wi-fi is called, "YouWifeISAWhore"

Infidelis

The landlord is a Marine. It used to be MikeyLikesIT

emersonbiggguns

Lol, I called mine "Mother Country" and my brother called his "The Communist Connection" he he he he

I named mine "Septic Tank" because I am generally full of shit.

I named my wifi "Hey 231! Shut Up!" cause guess what? The people who live above me a re loud as hell!

High Heeled Boys!

I have a couple...
My current is eatthisone and before it was mthrfckrassbllz

mine is called shityeah

Nacho Wireless Connection

the dude upstairs is a drunkard and parties all the time so i called my ROUTER

>>>HARDGAY405<<<< he lives in 405 :)

'Colyn'. It is, ashamedly, a "celebrity couple" name with an excellent double meaning.

ours is named Nomynomnom

"A Series of Tubes"

Not for my house, but for my best friends who was always having his internet leeched on, I setup his new APs and set them all to 'NoFreeInternet'

"Team Zissou"

"Manbearpig Central"

MyPrecious - probably needs to be updated. It was cool back in the LOTR heyday.

But my wifi is precious to me.

Dunder Mifflin

Since I have an obnoxious blue Linksys router, I called mine "Blue Comet" after the Sopranos episode.

I named mine Asialopolis a la picnicface

Kick Awesome Wireless

Mines is "FreeWifi" my connection is password protected lol

"Roxie," after my ferret!

mine is the Wireless Nipple, suckle on that neighbors...

Lived on Catskill Ct. Named the Wifi "Crackskills". It wasn't a bad street, but not a great street either.

I called mine "FreeThinker" (i.e. http://www.ffrf.org/nontracts/freethinker.php)

I used to have "QQQQ" for my ap but now its "BIMONSCIFICON". My open wifi router for friends and whomever else is called, "camel-toe-annie".

Named mine "The Matrix"

virus4you

My router is named "infected".

Not many connection attempts.

Mines Skynet, ;D

I named it "Taurë," which is Quenya (Tolkien Elvish) for "Forest."

'Look! No Wires!' does it for me.

My "unsecured" wireless network is called Pandora Wireless =)

I named mine "1337 53RV3R"

My old wifi name was "Format c:" but I had later changed it to "Ed's Portal" for the Akron/Family song

Mine is called Cthulhu.

1nt3r.net - but considering changing it to ck's 'virus4you' - genius! :)

"im screwing your daughter"

my neighbors love me.

I pick random obscure words when setting up APs for the most part. I have Cucumber at home; a former coworkers is named Porcupine, and my parents is named Mustard.

coonass

Named mine 'imwatchingu'.

I named mine "Cunt Punch" I thought that my neighbors would appreciate it....

My my WiFi connection is called "STINKERNET"

I named my wifi Yellowstone. All my devices are named after Nat'l Parks (yosemite, glacier, boundary_waters, denali, etc) and when it came time to name the router.. yellowstone seemed right.

Since I was in the mindframe of locking down my networks when I named them: "NoWayJose" for the 802.11bgn net, and "NoWayJose-a" for the 802.11a net.

"United States Department of Justice"

Woo

i named mine: 3M-TA3

(read it in a mirror...)

Curiosity for Velocity

It was the first Draft N wifi that actually worked for me.
(I took the phrase from a video game)

I've seen some brilliant ones including "yourpants" and while wardriving "timsucks" immediately followed by "haveryfunny"

Mine is: nointernetsforyou

My SSID is SPACEDOCK and my various computers are named "NCC-xxxx" where xxxx is a random five (or four, depending on the age of the machine) digit number, and the Windows description is "USS xxxxx" where xxxxx is an awesome sounding starship name (Enterprise is excluded - none of my computers are THAT good). VMs are named "NX-xxxx" where xxxx is a random five digit number, denoting the experimental or temporary nature of the system. Windows description is the same for the "NX" systems.

Thumb drives are named after rivers and bodies of water in and around New Jersey, Pennsylvania and New York, while hard drives are named after various ship sections (MAIN_BRIDGE, ENGINEERING). Removable drives (not thumb drives) are named CARGO_BAYx if it's semi-permanent or SHUTTLEBAYx if it's frequently removed where x is the number of the drive (numbered by first used).

Yeah I took it to a ridiculous level. And no, you can't find me by wardriving lol.

SHODAN

Cerebro

The Batcave

in NYC we had constant trouble with Time Warner dropping out and they weren't helpful. So we called our network: IHateTimeWarner

nTenna

Clusterfuck

mine is 'OMGWIFI'

Mine is called "Fuck Off!"

I named mine "yomama"

The Matrix

Not terribly creative...

S.H.I.E.L.D. Mainframe.

Can't Touch This

the primary is spaceball1 and the satellite is spaceball2

LANofTheFree

Zulu Warrior

I names mine DONTSTEALMYWIRELESSBITCHES!

Skynet

Mine is called "Im hacking your computer Bahaha"

Mine is Monkey Bubbles

Mine is "thecolorifix" but my friend uses "VirusOfDoom"

Mine is called "This Shit is Proper". Relates to an inside joke among friends so they usually recognize it without asking when they bring their laptops.

Someone near me has the best one I've seen: ASIO High Security Network

ASIO is like Australia's FBI.

I named mine ****SORRY, NO HABLA SKANK!**** inside joke :D

I named it Alleluya after 3 hours of painfull serup and ISP bitching.

"Radiation Kills". Because I got sick of the "I'm allergic to radio signals" morons.

Pants Optional

Mine is Heywood Jablowme

dev_null

Named mine "No Scene Fags" in an effort to discourage scene fags from using the internet. Nobody needs more emo bitches with their selfshots hogging up MySpace, Facebook, and Photobucket.

One is "D is for Dangerous" (Arctic Monkeys song) and the other is Rendezvous (a french word that i like)

"Nick Gers"

Name mine "Splendiferous Adventures"

Leavemealone

Well ...

My is Stoned_Angelina (my very first Virus )

Ours is named "Virus Land".

I named my Wi-Fi network Banksy. It's named after my cat, who got his name from the British graffiti artist.

"trojan32.downloader" was mine when i had neighbors. now it's just "uplink"

we call our PHA-Q. the neighbors must love us. o_O

Virus Server. No one touches it.

We own Italian Greyhounds, so I called mine Turbo Dogz.

goaway

I find that "iShitTheBed" keeps people from trying to screw with it.

The new neighbors give me dirty looks too!

Mine is "Baxter" (Anchorman)

Someone in my friend's building is "BBQ Sauce"

I once 1) changed the name of a neighbors wifi to "you just got hacked" 2) turned on MAC Address filtering to where only my notebook could access 3) set it to where it would only dole out 1 IP address 4) erased the log file

LANTASTIC

"VirusPool". Hopefully will keep out the rabble.

Megatron

"intertubes"
or

"throw some ds on that bitch"

or
"prep your bhole"

Linux_ONLY

My one router has 3 nets.

TheShire: my 5GHz N WPA2 secured and private net.

MinasTirith: my G secured and private net for older slower devices. (my house is on the top of a hill)

Osgiliath: the outlying, WEP net, isolated from the other two and with only Internet access -- I allow guests to use it with a simple passphrase. Guests can't access MinasTirith nor TheShire.

Tip o' the hat to JRRT

"Not even think about it" is my name :)

"FuckOffMyNetwork" as in get the

I spent some time recently trying to setup my new linksys... settled on "Inconvenient Boner"

"Free Wireless [my apartment address]"

Mine's been beowulf64 since b was the new hotness.

My Wifi SSID is 1011000 - my house number in binary

My various routers have all been called 'Kryptos'

My accesspoint is called "Funkturm" (german for "radio tower") and the wifi networks name is "infected botnet".

I'm in the Middle East so I named mine "I_Love_Pork"

i named mine: too many barking dogs

Hellvirus.exe

I guess its the OCD in me that made me name it:
CJD-ROUTER-01 and CJD-ROUTER-02
CJD being my initials. My computers names are:

CJD-DESKTOP-01
CJD-DESKTOP-02
CJD-MACBOOK-01
CJD-MACMINI-01

Desktops being custom builds.

Mine is The Gibson.
Shockingly no attempts at cracking the security though :(

We called ours, "DontEvenTryIt"

Raging Hemroids

"I'm no longer stealing WiFi"

I call mine "see you next tuesday"

I called mine Dita, after the firewall persocom in the anime Chobits. Also named my main drive Chii, and at this point, am now thinking of renaming my Wii to Sumomo :)

I called mine "I can haz Cheezeburger?"

Wang Fu

DeaThNeT - I figured it should keep people from hacking into it ;-)

Used to be "Fisting", wife complained and we got a new router so I named the new one "Farts". Not very clever I know but I laugh every time I see it, and I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it too.

homeywifiness

My college apartment complex shared wireless on a network called BorkenNet. The running joke was that it was always borken. My personal network is called Marathon, after the old FPS (some of my computers draw their names from there as well), and my current wireless is named Borderlands after a region in a book my roommates and I all like.

i named mine your mom is a whore and she gives awesome head

Cyberdyne Systems

Al-qaeda Des moines chapter.

For quite a while my Wireless connection SSID was Bukkake.

I started with, "PacketSniffer", but decided most of my my neighbors may not know what that means so I switched to, "iHackU". I've considered "KeyLogger" too. Obviously I'm one of those that want to make people think twice about trying to connect.

mine is offensive swears. "cuntrag"

Donkey Punch

Because the computers (and NAS-boxes) in our house are called; Dino, BammBamm, Pebbles, Fred, Betty and Wilma, it had to be; Bedrock.

"You Got Served"

I have always named mine "Elvira". Just because...

Mine is called "Pop Copy" (ya know...like the Dave Chappelle skit). I had a neighbor who called theirs "Don't Steal Internet". It was an unsecured network. *facepalm*

All of my flatmates and I are from EU countries, and our router is in our hallway, and so it's at a central point in our flat, and it's in a place where we all meet together. So naturally, in the spirit of the EU, we named the room as well as the router/WiFi connection 'Brussels'.

God I need to get out more...

i work as a security consultant so I named it "unavailable"

My WiFi is named "Ansible". Extra points if you get the reference.

my wifi network is called 'strangerdanger' ...I will hope people get where it's coming from.

my neighbor's is called thisnetworkhasaids

I named mine "NaughtyGrotto"... based on Playboy's Grotto and the 'naughty' sh*t that went on at our bachelor pad.

It's stuck w/ me even after getting married :P.

I have 2, and they are "omglolwtf" and "omglolwtfbbq".

Mine is named "Bury Reynolds"

"keep driving"

CTU LA

WhoFlungPooh

unregisteredSexOffender

Left this in discussion too: Named mine "COMCASTSUCKS". It was totally hilarious the day they sent a service tech to troubleshoot our broadband connection. My wife was home...I wasn't.

Funny #2: someone else in the neighborhood picked up on it, naming his connection "COMCASTDOESSUCK"....

fun stuff!

downd

"OXYEHHO". Russians will love it

A guy down from me named his "Jeron has a small penis"
jeron is his roommate in college

"YourMom" so in windows it says you are now connected to YourMom

Mine is "PUKESPRAY"

softcore

i did see an awesome one where there were apartments above a restaurant i was eating at and someone named their's "ask the server". so i kept asking the server every time she walked up what the password was and she kept saying "we don't have wifi". it finally hit me. tits!

I've had one of the following over the years:
Batcave
FCC Snoopnet
OICU812
MassiveDynamics

VIRUSserver