What Did You Name Your Wi-Fi Connection?

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  • disocunt shoes - 14 years ago

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  • T-101 - 14 years ago

    My wif is called Skynet

  • Nnarb - 15 years ago

    VIRUSserver

  • Radiotube - 15 years ago

    I've had one of the following over the years:
    Batcave
    FCC Snoopnet
    OICU812
    MassiveDynamics

  • chris - 15 years ago

    softcore

    i did see an awesome one where there were apartments above a restaurant i was eating at and someone named their's "ask the server". so i kept asking the server every time she walked up what the password was and she kept saying "we don't have wifi". it finally hit me. tits!

  • troy - 15 years ago

    Mine is "PUKESPRAY"

  • Vito - 15 years ago

    "YourMom" so in windows it says you are now connected to YourMom

  • matt - 15 years ago

    A guy down from me named his "Jeron has a small penis"
    jeron is his roommate in college

  • bakardi - 15 years ago

    "OXYEHHO". Russians will love it

  • ssquach - 15 years ago

    downd

  • M.Frog - 15 years ago

    Left this in discussion too: Named mine "COMCASTSUCKS". It was totally hilarious the day they sent a service tech to troubleshoot our broadband connection. My wife was home...I wasn't.

    Funny #2: someone else in the neighborhood picked up on it, naming his connection "COMCASTDOESSUCK"....

    fun stuff!

  • Jarrett - 15 years ago

    unregisteredSexOffender

  • Nay - 15 years ago

    WhoFlungPooh

  • Eugene - 15 years ago

    CTU LA

  • NetCaptive - 15 years ago

    "keep driving"

  • Wilcox - 15 years ago

    Mine is named "Bury Reynolds"

  • Lummy - 15 years ago

    I have 2, and they are "omglolwtf" and "omglolwtfbbq".

  • disuse - 15 years ago

    I named mine "NaughtyGrotto"... based on Playboy's Grotto and the 'naughty' sh*t that went on at our bachelor pad.

    It's stuck w/ me even after getting married :P.

  • Aaronbp - 15 years ago

    my neighbor's is called thisnetworkhasaids

  • mike - 15 years ago

    my wifi network is called 'strangerdanger' ...I will hope people get where it's coming from.

  • Scottastic - 15 years ago

    My WiFi is named "Ansible". Extra points if you get the reference.

  • flipper - 15 years ago

    i work as a security consultant so I named it "unavailable"

  • Alanio - 15 years ago

    All of my flatmates and I are from EU countries, and our router is in our hallway, and so it's at a central point in our flat, and it's in a place where we all meet together. So naturally, in the spirit of the EU, we named the room as well as the router/WiFi connection 'Brussels'.

    God I need to get out more...

  • Me - 15 years ago

    Mine is called "Pop Copy" (ya know...like the Dave Chappelle skit). I had a neighbor who called theirs "Don't Steal Internet". It was an unsecured network. *facepalm*

  • stanman - 15 years ago

    I have always named mine "Elvira". Just because...

  • Canalien - 15 years ago

    "You Got Served"

  • Torben Busk - 15 years ago

    Because the computers (and NAS-boxes) in our house are called; Dino, BammBamm, Pebbles, Fred, Betty and Wilma, it had to be; Bedrock.

  • Centax - 15 years ago

    Donkey Punch

  • Hentaicle - 15 years ago

    mine is offensive swears. "cuntrag"

  • JJ - 15 years ago

    I started with, "PacketSniffer", but decided most of my my neighbors may not know what that means so I switched to, "iHackU". I've considered "KeyLogger" too. Obviously I'm one of those that want to make people think twice about trying to connect.

  • Bill - 15 years ago

    For quite a while my Wireless connection SSID was Bukkake.

  • kfischer - 15 years ago

    Al-qaeda Des moines chapter.

  • hyperfish - 15 years ago

    Cyberdyne Systems

  • jo - 15 years ago

    i named mine your mom is a whore and she gives awesome head

  • Matt C - 15 years ago

    My college apartment complex shared wireless on a network called BorkenNet. The running joke was that it was always borken. My personal network is called Marathon, after the old FPS (some of my computers draw their names from there as well), and my current wireless is named Borderlands after a region in a book my roommates and I all like.

  • djh - 15 years ago

    homeywifiness

  • Dave - 15 years ago

    Used to be "Fisting", wife complained and we got a new router so I named the new one "Farts". Not very clever I know but I laugh every time I see it, and I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it too.

  • Benoit Fredette - 15 years ago

    DeaThNeT - I figured it should keep people from hacking into it ;-)

  • Richard Head - 15 years ago

    Wang Fu

  • Don Palmigiano - 15 years ago

    I called mine "I can haz Cheezeburger?"

  • Devin Gates - 15 years ago

    I called mine Dita, after the firewall persocom in the anime Chobits. Also named my main drive Chii, and at this point, am now thinking of renaming my Wii to Sumomo :)

  • Ryan F - 15 years ago

    I call mine "see you next tuesday"

  • Guest - 15 years ago

    "I'm no longer stealing WiFi"

  • Jdoubleo - 15 years ago

    Raging Hemroids

  • Tom - 15 years ago

    We called ours, "DontEvenTryIt"

  • Palmer - 15 years ago

    Mine is The Gibson.
    Shockingly no attempts at cracking the security though :(

  • Corey - 15 years ago

    I guess its the OCD in me that made me name it:
    CJD-ROUTER-01 and CJD-ROUTER-02
    CJD being my initials. My computers names are:

    CJD-DESKTOP-01
    CJD-DESKTOP-02
    CJD-MACBOOK-01
    CJD-MACMINI-01

    Desktops being custom builds.

  • lkbhghyhy - 15 years ago

    Hellvirus.exe

  • krazee_eyez - 15 years ago

    i named mine: too many barking dogs

  • TheDude - 15 years ago

    I'm in the Middle East so I named mine "I_Love_Pork"

  • Ingmar - 15 years ago

    My accesspoint is called "Funkturm" (german for "radio tower") and the wifi networks name is "infected botnet".

  • cjb - 15 years ago

    My various routers have all been called 'Kryptos'

  • TGJ - 15 years ago

    My Wifi SSID is 1011000 - my house number in binary

  • Sir Mud - 15 years ago

    Mine's been beowulf64 since b was the new hotness.

  • mm - 15 years ago

    "Free Wireless [my apartment address]"

  • Curtis - 15 years ago

    I spent some time recently trying to setup my new linksys... settled on "Inconvenient Boner"

  • melissa - 15 years ago

    "FuckOffMyNetwork" as in get the

  • Toffa - 15 years ago

    "Not even think about it" is my name :)

  • Alphaman - 15 years ago

    My one router has 3 nets.

    TheShire: my 5GHz N WPA2 secured and private net.

    MinasTirith: my G secured and private net for older slower devices. (my house is on the top of a hill)

    Osgiliath: the outlying, WEP net, isolated from the other two and with only Internet access -- I allow guests to use it with a simple passphrase. Guests can't access MinasTirith nor TheShire.

    Tip o' the hat to JRRT

  • likemindead - 15 years ago

    Linux_ONLY

  • andrew - 15 years ago

    "intertubes"
    or

    "throw some ds on that bitch"

    or
    "prep your bhole"

  • Bawlsout - 15 years ago

    Megatron

  • Chris Heady - 15 years ago

    "VirusPool". Hopefully will keep out the rabble.

  • Josh - 15 years ago

    LANTASTIC

  • Ben Pike - 15 years ago

    I once 1) changed the name of a neighbors wifi to "you just got hacked" 2) turned on MAC Address filtering to where only my notebook could access 3) set it to where it would only dole out 1 IP address 4) erased the log file

  • Chris - 15 years ago

    Mine is "Baxter" (Anchorman)

    Someone in my friend's building is "BBQ Sauce"

  • EJ - 15 years ago

    I find that "iShitTheBed" keeps people from trying to screw with it.

    The new neighbors give me dirty looks too!

  • PT - 15 years ago

    goaway

  • Mark - 15 years ago

    We own Italian Greyhounds, so I called mine Turbo Dogz.

  • Buckley - 15 years ago

    Virus Server. No one touches it.

  • himike9 - 15 years ago

    we call our PHA-Q. the neighbors must love us. o_O

  • neophish - 15 years ago

    "trojan32.downloader" was mine when i had neighbors. now it's just "uplink"

  • Gigi Leigh - 15 years ago

    I named my Wi-Fi network Banksy. It's named after my cat, who got his name from the British graffiti artist.

  • Pinion - 15 years ago

    Ours is named "Virus Land".

  • Bomn - 15 years ago

    Well ...

    My is Stoned_Angelina (my very first Virus )

  • turtle - 15 years ago

    Leavemealone

  • Kathryn - 15 years ago

    Name mine "Splendiferous Adventures"

  • mikey - 15 years ago

    "Nick Gers"

  • deni - 15 years ago

    One is "D is for Dangerous" (Arctic Monkeys song) and the other is Rendezvous (a french word that i like)

  • Steve - 15 years ago

    Named mine "No Scene Fags" in an effort to discourage scene fags from using the internet. Nobody needs more emo bitches with their selfshots hogging up MySpace, Facebook, and Photobucket.

  • cdarwin - 15 years ago

    dev_null

  • Kerchel - 15 years ago

    Mine is Heywood Jablowme

  • Rainman - 15 years ago

    Pants Optional

  • Cerebus - 15 years ago

    "Radiation Kills". Because I got sick of the "I'm allergic to radio signals" morons.

  • lemonpie14 - 15 years ago

    I named it Alleluya after 3 hours of painfull serup and ISP bitching.

  • Stan - 15 years ago

    I named mine ****SORRY, NO HABLA SKANK!**** inside joke :D

  • Dan - 15 years ago

    Someone near me has the best one I've seen: ASIO High Security Network

    ASIO is like Australia's FBI.

  • James - 15 years ago

    Mine is called "This Shit is Proper". Relates to an inside joke among friends so they usually recognize it without asking when they bring their laptops.

  • thecolorifix - 15 years ago

    Mine is "thecolorifix" but my friend uses "VirusOfDoom"

  • Chris - 15 years ago

    Mine is Monkey Bubbles

  • Brutal - 15 years ago

    Mine is called "Im hacking your computer Bahaha"

  • losladrones - 15 years ago

    Skynet

  • AlexK - 15 years ago

    I names mine DONTSTEALMYWIRELESSBITCHES!

  • Ryan - 15 years ago

    Zulu Warrior

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