Vote in last week's caption contest

The Caption crew's tired. I had at least three better ones than these cliches.

But my personal favorite was "Two words: Erectile Dysfunction"

Steve Schumann
Arroyo Grande
theschu2@aol.com

umm no, thats not better. you must be one of those people who's a legend in their own mind...

I'm convinced that there are at least 15 better responses than numbers 2 and 3. Three doesn't even make sense! You need a bigger microscope, when the thing from the readers' perspective is obviously a small but visible 401K?

I want to oversee the selection process. I think the staff is cheating, by knowing in advance WHO submitted the captions. Prove me wrong.

well now lets see here...I dont work for the Tribune, but your Viagra fetish response has nothing to do with a 401K and has no relevance at all and no none of mine were selected this week yet my only complaint is the typical whiner who constantly blames the Tribune for their garbage not making it into the finals...I'll tell you the same thing I told the last guy, learn how the Tribune makes its selections, its based on A) a timely response-meaning don't wait to get yours in, just send it right away B) don't send crap about erectile dysfunction you dingus, this is a rich retirement community do you honestly think these people are going to print something to remind the people around here thet they all have limpies?? LEARN YOUR AUDIENCE, YOU DOLT C) if you have mastered steps one and two, hey guess what, all of a sudden the Tribune isn't cheating afterall...(cheating? honestly, all you get is a print of the comic, cheating? get real, cry baby)

Cliches are easy pickin's. I's just sayin' that we need an alert, intelligent group to pick the finalists, based on what really works.

If your eyes are so bad you can't see that a 401K is under the microscope, by all means, get an electron microscope! Now those in that category will vote for #3!

As for ED, it's a problem, all right. And to those who are afflicted, and using the V-drug, and would stiffen up at such a crude attempt at humor, I apologize.

Steve Schumann
Arroyo Grande
theschu2@aol.com

PS: Oh, if I didn't have a better caption than the selected finalists, I would have voted for #1, but please, all girly-men out there, it's joke, bra.

Actually, if you read the comic in the newspaper, it wasn't that easy to see so now I'm a girly man for agreeing that your limp humor is just that and that actually thinking the needing an electron microscope is the best caption considering how 401K's are getting used to pay for basic needs these days with the economy in the toilet...hmm a caption taking a humorous poke at the heart of the comic and what it's pointing at versus erectile dysfunction, I hope you get afflicted with it and left because you can't keep it up, bud

To those without a excellent sense of humor and keen wit, like mine: Deal with it!

I'll be back!

Steve "The Captionator" Schumann
Arroyo Grande
theschu2@aol.com

And to those of us in the real world, natural selection should take him out so we won't have to put up with him, my guess is that Darwin would say he'll open his mouth in a bar and end up a speed bump in the Kmart parking lot...

Umm...is this guy for real? erectile dysfunction and economics?

Sounds like the people on here don"t Like Steve from Arroyo Grande, and want him to go away.

If the turkey had ED, why was the timer popped up? Did you see that Steve? Also, I'm no anatomy expert, but if that turkey had ED up that high, something might have been wrong with him.

LOL Nash, he's using the ED for this week's 401K caption which doesn't work, now for the turkey, if there was a caption saying he had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, THAT would have been funny....

Use it or lose it!

Love and peace,

Steve