Waterboard her like a terrorist.
Pull out her fingernails.
Play hip-hop music full blast until she cracks.
Slap her around with a billy stick or garden hose.
Make her take a lie detector test.
Lock her in a cell with other inmates.
Lock her in a cell with her mother until she cracks.
Tie her buttocks tight with rope and feed her beans and okra.
Give cops 10 minutes alone with her with no rulebook or restrictions.
Put her in a cell with Charles Manson.
