A group of American citizens, assisted by the National Guard, physically escorted Congress from their positions today, and take over their seats. 6% (23 votes)
Obama Orders Tactical Nuclear Strike Destroying Iran's A-Bomb Making 6% (23 votes)
Youtuber Walks Brooklyn Bridge Wearing Only A Diaper 12% (45 votes)
Democratic and African American voters disappointed that President Obama is neither black nor a Democrat. 14% (50 votes)
Pastor Rick Warren discovered to have a "wide stance". 6% (20 votes)
Door prizes for post holiday sales will now include mace, spiked boots, and lead weights for those not heavy enough to crush a human being just by the sheer weight of their body. 2% (8 votes)
China fully funds bridge reconstruction projects in the Unites States with caveat that new construction meet specs that will ensure the safety of Chinese tanks. 5% (18 votes)
President Barack Obama Assassinated 15% (55 votes)
California Secedes; Declares Peace with Iran; Exiles Pelosi! 5% (17 votes)
War on Terror OVER! Economy back on track! Universal Healthcare for all! Elvis returns from Alien captivity 6% (22 votes)
UN Disbands in Disgrace 6% (20 votes)
Fox News Anchorettes Release New Makeup Line Guaranteed to Create Step-ford Wife Thought Processes. 4% (13 votes)
Sarah Palin returned unopened. China demands refund 4% (15 votes)
Obama attacks Pakistan. Nukes launched at India. Humanity has hours to live. 7% (25 votes)
