What Should Wil Wheaton's Heroes Power Be?

Ok seriously? Having him on the show would be awesome, put let him have something real cool like, a shape shifter.

Make him a mountain dwelling beastmaster.

Wil Wheaton as himself, alone, is better than anyone on Heroes ever were or will be and thus doesn't need any powers. I'm certain his science-projects and accidental singularities will come in handy though.

It's a pity that "Making high pitched girlie screams that can render anyone within earshot sterile" wasn't on the list of choices.

Given that WW is massively into boardgames and RPG's surely his superpower should be to throw any number he likes on a D20 ?

O_o
there's only 2 cool things on the list - wings and lightning feet
the rest is silly

So... wings, wing's be cool.
Though it might suck for picking out a wardrobe. But still it's cooler than the rest of the list.

Wesley the Crusher.. His ability is to time travel as a super buff scantily clad version of himself, crush famous people to death and then assume their identities.