FACEOFF Poll: Would you describe yourself as Liberal or Conservative?

Seems kind of absurd to lump yourself into one group or the other. Each situation has it's own particular set of circumstances. Great for folks who find it difficult to think for themselves, though. Just go with the mob mentality once you pick your poison. If you pick the conservative side, your leader can say words like "misunderestimate" or n-u-c-u-l-a-r, or mention that people are working hard to put food ON their family--or conduct a war in which they failed to plan------effectively BANKRUPTING the nation. You can then put a sticker on your car proclaiming your support that bunch! Wow! Duh! Or, you can support the other group who's new leader admits to snorting COCAINE because, "young people experiment with this sort of thing". HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Seems rather idiotic and embarrassing to be in EITHER group, if you ask me. I would imagine either side could nominate Charles Manson and the "tow the line" dumb dumbs would get in line with signs celebrating the choice. Come on, people it's time to grow a brain. Can't wait to see the response to this diatribe (look it up...) God bless us all!

Diatribe = A bitter, abusive denunciation. People like to spew these from whatever oriface is handy and to those they deem worthy of the pain of hearing it.

Spewing orifices (oriFACE?) aside, a diatribe would more likely be a prolonged discourse, or an ironic/satirical criticism-which in my opinion/response would be the case. By discussing our opinions in these VERY important times, and on VERY important topics, we may improve the conditions under which we are living. Some have not noticed a lot of these problems and possibly never will! God bless them! "Ignorance is bliss" someone once said, and has been repeated over time. Oriface= the face of ori, or a people face with a popular brand of cookie which is handy, and deemed worthy spewed upon it which is painful? Or, a painful, yet popular face spewed upon handily while it's worthiness is deemed....