I'm not. You are totally lame, and by the way, screwdrivers are so old school. 14% (10 votes)
I would sell my first-born to an Evil Baby Orphanage just to meet John and Hank Green. 4% (3 votes)
What's a nerdfighter? 38% (28 votes)
I am overwhelmingly jealous of you and your extreme awesomeness. 14% (10 votes)
Please don't waste my time with anymore pointless polls. You suck. 31% (23 votes)