This society is perpetually thinking that there is danger hiding behind every shrub. It's still perfectly safe and the stats prove it. Let's just deep breathe people. 64% (7 votes)
Are you kidding me? I'm not taking any chances these days, especially with children. 36% (4 votes)
Halloween in general is evil - tricks, trunks or what not. Besides, trick or treating leads to candy, and candy leads to dancin', and we won't have no dancin in these parts. 0% (0 votes)
We actually dress in costume and walk the neighborhood every night. Except Halloween. 0% (0 votes)
