Fellow graduate students. The combination of guilt and hunger will be intoxicating!
Any reader in or willing to travel to San Diego. The witty&delightful company of Eric & Miriam & cats will only be made better by oysters!
Bloggers at Science Online 2009. Miriam should have the oysters sent directly there and we will par-tay!
This whole contest is terrible and Miriam should be ashamed of herself for being an industry shill. Do not accept alien farmed oysters under any conditions!
Miriam's friends and family back east. We nurtured you, and now we want some double-shelled nurturing back!
